Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

Center of Attention
Jackson Waters

Center of Attention - Jackson Waters

You want your independence
But you won’t let me let you go


# still the best moment in a tv show ever

what the FUCK hemlock grove?

you are a horse running alone
and he tries to tame you
compares you to an impossible highway
to a burning house
says you are blinding him
that he could never leave you
forget you
want anything but you
you dizzy him, you are unbearable
every woman before or after you
is doused in your name
you fill his mouth
his teeth ache with memory of taste
his body just a long shadow seeking yours
but you are always too intense
frightening in the way you want him
unashamed and sacrificial
he tells you that no man can live up to the one who
lives in your head
and you tried to change didn’t you?
closed your mouth more
tried to be softer
less volatile, less awake
but even when sleeping you could feel
him travelling away from you in his dreams
so what did you want to do love
split his head open?
you can’t make homes out of human beings
someone should have already told you that
and if he wants to leave
then let him leave
you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love.

 Warsan Shire, “for women who are ‘difficult’ to love” (via feellng)

When your day seems like a series of small disasters, something small like digging out exact change is such a triumph.

She’s the best. She’s very talented and I knew that going in. I didn’t know how nice she was going to be and how funny and how sweet and how generous she was going to be as a human being. She’s the kind of girl who brings cupcakes in for the crew and doesn’t tell them that they are from her. She really wanted to get under the skin of the character and make something authentic and real. She’s playful and fun and silly and constantly helped me to stay in a place where I didn’t take things too seriously. That’s important for me because I’m pretty serious as a person. It gets on my nerves how serious I can be. So she was a real gift.


turns my fan on high so i can still sleep with a blanket



I met a baby fox yesterday!




I met a baby fox yesterday!


So I had two phone calls today. The first one the guy was masturbating but I realized early enough that I didn’t have to hear the whole thing. The second call I put the guy on hold for a good two or three minutes and when I picked it back up he yelled and asked if I wanted to watch him fuck but I hung up before I heard the rest. I’m almost positive they were different men. I worked a 5 hour shift.

Honestly. I sell shoes. Why do you call a shoe department?

And it freaks me out a little that it almost always happens when I’m alone because a coworker is at lunch or break. I’ve stopped answering the phone with my name.

Fuck I hate my job enough.


RIP James Garner (April 17th 1928 - July 19th 2014)



Traveling on only $500 each allowed us experiences that we would have missed if we had waited for “ideal” circumstances. We slept under the stars in New Mexico and stayed at the houses of total strangers in Denver. Strangers in Flagstaff let us eat at their graduation party and park rangers in Utah told us where to find free camping. New friends from the Internet bought us doughnuts in Chicago and old friends from the Internet insisted on paying for every expense in Detroit. We viewed incredible sights, met the kindest people, and made lifelong memories.

Sacrifice for your dreams; it’s worth it.




Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm

Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in.

#yes #i like that i have been consistent in my attitude from like pre-conception